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iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

187,559 notes // 2 days ago
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truckyousasha:

*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar* 
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS 

*breaks down in tears on your chest*

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versacesdrugs:

♡ lana del rey blog

1,470 notes // 2 days ago

i just wish that i would meet a guy who would be straight up with me, would text me back and ask me if I’m okay if i seem upset, tell me if he likes me, and just talk to me. 

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bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

herhmione:

it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

you won this time. 

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imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

150,696 notes // 4 days ago
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5sostrum:

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5,519 notes // 4 days ago

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

355,168 notes // 4 days ago
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sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

370,314 notes // 4 days ago
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cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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51,521 notes // 4 days ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

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